eternalfarnham:

pipermintz:

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we’d have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going “I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them”


and then all the comments would be like “ girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀”

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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Jerry from HR would like a word with you

The app nearly froze after posting this. Jerry is too powerful

wishbonemotel:

it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like

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